Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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