From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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