No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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