I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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