nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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