my mouth tastes like poor choices
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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