I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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