Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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