how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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