Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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