im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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