well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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