how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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