It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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