Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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