I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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