She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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