Midget sex pt 2 tonight
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
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you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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