go do what you do best...puke behind churches
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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