Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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