i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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