There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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