she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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