I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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