Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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