Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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