have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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