Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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