I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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