ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
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pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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