Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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