dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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