I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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