break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
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I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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