So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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