I cockslap morals
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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