you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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