idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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