I swear she didn't look like that last week.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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