is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I wish I only lived at night.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
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So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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