God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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