haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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