Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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