I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
how drunk are you?
Several
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize