Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
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I wish they made helmets for livers.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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