I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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