He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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