When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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