Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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