For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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